I spent a part of yesterday as advocate for a delightful lady 'of a certain age' (85 to be precise) who constantly referred to me throughout the proceedings as 'young man'.
She was an absolute delight and content with the outcome. If you imagine Dame Edith Evans you are truly getting the picture of her.
I am 61.....
So, this poem has really selected itself - another by Roger McGough.
I love the phrase beginning, 'hamfisted tommyguns....'.
Let Me Die A Young Man's Death
Let me die a young man's death
not a clean and in between
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words peaceful out of breath death
When I'm 73 and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party
Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
and give me a short back and insides
Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one
Let me die a youngman's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' death
This gives new meaning to "raging against the dying of the light"....
ReplyDeleteDon't you think he has rather high expectations of his mistress? Unless of course she happened to be pickling...}chuckling{
I think you are reading this poem prematurely, Michael!
Hello Michael,
ReplyDeleteGreat poem! I like "curtains drawn by angels bourne". And clearly, it's only the method that Mr McGough is hoping for, not the young age!
Roger McGough rocks!!! I can hear him reciting this in my head...
ReplyDelete... I personally would prefer a more peaceful death... but ensure I maintain an exciting life.
Heh-heh, this was cute. Age is always relative, isn't it, young man?
ReplyDeleteGreat pic of Dame Edith!
Wonderful photograph, enjoyed the post - and, indeed, the blog. It was my first visit, but I shall come again.
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